Pedalpaloozer!

KendraKendra Riding Level: 1,356
edited July 2016 in General
It's getting to be that time again! Who's going on what rides?
http://shift2bikes.org/cal/viewpp2014.php?

Who wants to throw eggs at this guy:
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  • jerryjerry Riding Level: 4,339
    big ass pre-wnbr barbecue and psych up session?
  • wookiewookie Riding Level: 1,146
    Current rumor is "Darth" has weaponized his bagpipes with fire.
  • jerryjerry Riding Level: 4,339
    yo motherfuckers gimme a hand putting together our pedopaloozer ride i need to submit it by the end of the week

    http://www.shift2bikes.org/cal/viewpp2014.php
  • KrinkKrink Riding Level: 79
    edited May 2014
    Sure...

    PDX PORTLANDFIXED - LIFEBLOOD OF BIKE CULTURE RIDE

    Col. Summers Park, SE 20th Ave and Belmont St

    5:00pm

    A rare IRL meeting of PortlandFixed, Portland's bicycle Illuminati, or "lifeblood of bike culture," as BikeSnobNYC put it. This "ride" may involve very little riding and the content will be decided on what may seem to the uninitiated as petty whim, but in reality is due to the bike Gods revealing their Truth to us with each no brak barspin. What's certain is imbibing of the vile, ceremonial "4Loko," rejoicing, hating on posers, and making important decisions about the future of bike culture. Portlandfixed.com for mo info. Lurkers welcome, but may be subject to harsh criticism of their saddle angle
    PortlandFixed Illuminati, www.portlandfixed.com
  • CekteCekte Riding Level: 1,167
    LIKE
  • KrinkKrink Riding Level: 79
    I think I found my ride!

    SECRET SOCIETY RIDE: HOW FREEMASONS SHAPED PORTLAND
  • CekteCekte Riding Level: 1,167
    I would also probably down for that. Actually sounds interesting tbh

    /chemtrails
  • tvcbtvcb Riding Level: 1,388
    somebody back me up on a puddles pity party ride.
    crashing karaoke nights dressed as clowns and only singing depressingly sad songs.
  • jerryjerry Riding Level: 4,339
    @Cekte said:
    Actually sounds interesting tbh
    it's not. i'm a freemason with PH#180, it's just a lot of old timers being goofy and getting more drunk than anyone ever has.

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  • CekteCekte Riding Level: 1,167
    WOAH
    THE ILLUMINATI HAVE INFILTRATED!!!1
  • jerryjerry Riding Level: 4,339
    THIS WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG
  • wookiewookie Riding Level: 1,146
    @jerry said:
    it's just a lot of old timers being goofy and getting more drunk than anyone ever has.
    You say this like it's a bad thing.
  • jerryjerry Riding Level: 4,339
    oh hellllll naaaaaaw ain't nothing wrong with that
  • SpokiiSpokii Riding Level: 116
    How 'bout them rooftops again this year? Naked pool parties? Eh, eh?
  • S_L_D_S_L_D_ Riding Level: 453
    edited May 2014
    You're actually probably gonna get a bunch of WNBR pregame randoms with that description.

    tight.

    also, a really cool impromptu alleycat if the fun police show up

    EDIT: did I say alleycat? I meant impromptu gravel grinder/bikepacking epic.
  • jerryjerry Riding Level: 4,339
    the grindercatpacking will take place INSIDE of wnbr
  • wookiewookie Riding Level: 1,146
    @jerry said:
    grindercatpacking
    Sounds chaf-y. Lube recommended?
  • S_L_D_S_L_D_ Riding Level: 453
    prolly just embro and vacuum grease, atmo
  • TheDudeTheDude Riding Level: 875
    Naked clunker ride in Forrest Park. Naughty By Nature?
  • S_L_D_S_L_D_ Riding Level: 453
    jerry said:
    the grindercatpacking will take place INSIDE of wnbr
    I encourage you to tag 'gram bikepacking dick pics with the #AWOLoutback tag that Prolly is using. If you can get #hungergames in there too that'd be great.
  • bouticrackabouticracka Riding Level: 308
    Is wnbr happening?
  • jerryjerry Riding Level: 4,339
    no it got cancelled due to too many old man balls
  • bouticrackabouticracka Riding Level: 308
    Fuckk. Illuminati ride still on?..
  • MiguelMiguel Riding Level: 2,322
    I encourage you to tag 'gram bikepacking dick pics with the #AWOLoutback tag that Prolly is using. If you can get #hungergames in there too that'd be great.
    lollin
  • KendraKendra Riding Level: 1,356
    here are some rides I'm hoping to catch:

    Sat 6/7: 5pm- PtldFxd "ride", 10pm- WNBR (can't wait to see all those old man balls!)
    Thurs 6/12- go rock climbing and then meet the 7pm - Rocky Butte Sunset Ride at the top.
    Fri 6/13- 11:59pm MMR
    Sat 6/14- 11:30am Star Trek vs Star Wars
    Mon 6/16- 7:00pm ET Ride
    Tue 6/17- 5:30 Bike Scavenger Hunt
    Wed 6/18- Dr. Who Ride
    Thurs 6/19- 9pm pdX-Files
    Fri 6/20- 10pm Prom
    Sat 6/21- 10:30 Rooftop Ride
    Sun 6/22- 9:00 Donut Cruise followed by Sunday Parkways North ptld
    Fri 6/27- 8pm Run DMC vs Beastie boys
    Sat 6/28- 8pm loud'n'lit
  • S_L_D_S_L_D_ Riding Level: 453
    Oh man I can't believe the paloozer starts this weekend I better fix up a bike so I don't have to rollerblade on all the rides.
  • tvcbtvcb Riding Level: 1,388
    morning coffee something something
    whatever. be at powell butte by sunrise tomorrow
  • mixtiememixtieme Riding Level: 496
    Coffee this morning was fun! And the waffles that followed were delectable.

    LAME! I can't make the Ptldfxd ride. I will arrive back in town just in time to take my clothes off.
  • jerryjerry Riding Level: 4,339
    "ride"
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