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  • jerryjerry Riding Level: 4,343
    today is basically bum trials to find any critical weakness in the system. i wonder if they have a bounty that they're competing for
  • tvcbtvcb Riding Level: 1,388
    Correct me if im wrong.
    If a homeless dude running a bike chop shop under a tarp has one of these bright orange, GPS tracked bikes that nike can say has been reported stolen in their system then the police now have authority to tear down the bike shop.
    In possesion of a known, identifyable stolen bike is probable cause to check all other bikes in their posession.
    The argument of a crustpunk "fixing bikes" or owning all the bikes in their shelter lawfully and holding up their 4th ammendnent will be defeated.
    So the real big bike thieves will likely stay away from these things.
    I expect shitty petty thieves to try stealing some parts but then that will die off as they realise how much work it is for parts you cant sell.
    Stealing even a tire (one of the few useful pieces on these bikes) off a shaft drive bike that is locked up is going to be far more effort than just targeting some other bike secured with a cable lock.
  • jerryjerry Riding Level: 4,343
    i think vandalism will be more of a deal than outright theft
  • tvcbtvcb Riding Level: 1,388
    If people start slashing tires on bikes just to be assholes im going to start smashing Car2Go windows, theyre the real Hitler
  • MiguelMiguel Riding Level: 2,331
    tvcb said:
    WALL OF TXT
    tell that to a crackhead
  • bicyclefunkbicyclefunk Riding Level: 723
    @jerry said:
    i think vandalism will be more of a deal than outright theft
    Why is Portland so shitty?
  • TheDudeTheDude Riding Level: 875
    edited July 2016
    https://imgur.com/a/Af8a8
    Someone has a good sense of humor
  • SkidSkid Riding Level: 24
    Need two to make a tallbike, then return.

  • jerryjerry Riding Level: 4,343
    https://www.reddit.com/r/CyclePDX/comments/4ufr1e/does_anyone_recognize_this_man_or_this_bike_my/
    This guy and his bike were spotted in the neighboorhood of N Williams and Skidmore. When he woke up he stumbled off leaving his shoe and bike. My friend who lives there collected the bike for safe keeping after it managed to stay leaning against the tree, unlocked, all night next to drunk dude. If anyone has any info on who he is, I can help connect him to his bike.
    image
  • KendraKendra Riding Level: 1,356
    my hero
  • wookiewookie Riding Level: 1,146
    But what happened to the shoe?
  • jerryjerry Riding Level: 4,343
    i was trying to figure out why the smallest size for BIG DOG MOM™ t-shirts is a medium, but then i remembered that they're BIG DOG MOM™ shirts
  • McRussellPantsMcRussellPants Riding Level: 682
    so did u buy it?
  • jerryjerry Riding Level: 4,343
    image
  • jnerulajnerula Riding Level: 649
    AHAHA
  • colbycolby Riding Level: 399
    that made my day
  • MiguelMiguel Riding Level: 2,331
    are those local dudes
    or just 2 dipshits named ronald
  • colbycolby Riding Level: 399
    local tarck kidz
  • MiguelMiguel Riding Level: 2,331
    no, they're not tarck
  • jerryjerry Riding Level: 4,343
    how the fuck did that retard get a shotgun?
  • wookiewookie Riding Level: 1,146
    Went to a gun store?
  • McRussellPantsMcRussellPants Riding Level: 682
    traded lucas 5 broken wheelsets for duke nukem shotgun.
  • CekteCekte Riding Level: 1,167
    umm wat?
  • CekteCekte Riding Level: 1,167
    I definitely don't fuck with guns or take broken wheelsets on trade.

    Hunter cycles slingshots and broken bikes only, duh.
  • rofljenrofljen Riding Level: 2,438
    OMG R U SRS.

    lollin

    now back to my no-comment-lurk-only policy
  • jerryjerry Riding Level: 4,343
    yo what's their instagram names
  • McRussellPantsMcRussellPants Riding Level: 682
    He's on facebook popping off with his mom trying to get him to stop.

    10/10
  • KendraKendra Riding Level: 1,356
    Links!!!!!!
  • McRussellPantsMcRussellPants Riding Level: 682
    edited August 2016
    Chrome bag bullhorn world championship pace line coming down from council crest right now.

    9mph up kickers. K.jpg
    11mph down hills. Bruh.
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